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- Aug 17, 10
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- Jul 27, 10
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- Jul 20, 10
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- Jun 15, 10
- Jun 01, 10
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- May 31, 10
Saw Park Enforcement harassing park go'ers that were just having a good time. Decided to investigate!
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- Mar 16, 13At first glance, this man appears to be a bum. He appears to be a bum at second, third and fourth glances as well. But he didn't allow his circumstances to i...From: JimNortonComedyViews: 520475 ratings
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- Mar 30, 13A 360 video I took of the fire/flood damage in my family's neighborhood Breezy Point, NYFrom: erockradioViews: 374319 ratings
Time: 00:31 More in News & Politics - May 08, 13Intenr Rob sings this 'Backstreet Boys' for no real reason at all. Cameo by SiriusXM's MadisonFrom: erockradioViews: 65710 ratings
Time: 00:41 More in Entertainment - Apr 13, 13Roland from the 'Opie & Anthony Show' + Glowsticks + Techno = FunFrom: erockradioViews: 117524 ratings
Time: 01:21 More in Entertainment - Apr 18, 13descriptionFrom: erockradioViews: 2219 ratings
Time: 02:28 More in Pets & Animals - Mar 10, 13descriptionFrom: erockradioViews: 65418 ratings
Time: 01:26 More in Pets & Animals - Mar 14, 13Roland is bored and decideds to breath helium. Don't try this at home, kids.From: erockradioViews: 623856 ratings
Time: 00:52 More in Entertainment - May 06, 13Roland of the 'Opie and Anthony Show' plays with his stupid duck whistle.From: erockradioViews: 10228 ratings
Time: 00:35 More in Entertainment - Nov 08, 12Roland from the 'Opie & Anthony Show' plays with his new toy.From: erockradioViews: 569725 ratings
Time: 00:20 More in Entertainment - Jan 31, 13Classy Long island DJ dancing at a backyard party.From: erockradioViews: 256731 ratings
Time: 00:30 More in Entertainment - Mar 10, 13Roland from the 'Opie & Anthony Show' sings one of his favorite songs. Rick Springfield's 'Jessie's Girl'From: erockradioViews: 488817 ratings
Time: 00:47 More in Entertainment - Mar 10, 13Reenacting of the infamous 'Justin Bieber' viral videoFrom: erockradioViews: 502832 ratings
Time: 00:05 More in Entertainment - Apr 26, 13Met José during the July 4th Fireworks on the Hudson. Shared his story and the inner workings of his robotic arm and his customized car.From: erockradioViews: 105714 ratings
Time: 04:55 More in Entertainment - Mar 05, 13dBoi from the 'Opie & Anthony Show' took the Mel Gibson ranting audio and remixed it to 'Burning Down The House'From: erockradioViews: 742641 ratings
Time: 01:05 More in Education - Apr 26, 13Met José during the July 4th Fireworks on the Hudson. Shared his story and the inner workings of his robotic arm and his customized car.From: erockradioViews: 105518 ratings
Time: 01:54 More in Entertainment - Apr 26, 13Met José during the July 4th Fireworks on the Hudson. Shared his story and the inner workings of his robotic arm and his customized car.From: erockradioViews: 248839 ratings
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- Jun 08, 13From: travistefftViews: 40 ratings
Time: 02:35 More in People & Blogs - May 19, 13Happy Mother's Day, Mommy! Love, RileyFrom: travistefftViews: 361 ratings
Time: 00:16 More in Entertainment - Apr 02, 13From 2010...1 1/2-year-old Riley sees her new monster Halloween costume in the mirror for the first time. Her reaction is just adorable.From: travistefftViews: 1100 ratings
Time: 00:22 More in Comedy - Feb 09, 13Dancing at Fresh Beat concert 09/07/12 MAC at Monmouth UniversityFrom: travistefftViews: 4420 ratings
Time: 01:27 More in People & Blogs - Apr 08, 13Riley (2 years, 10 months) has her first ballet recital.From: travistefftViews: 860 ratings
Time: 03:10 More in People & Blogs - Apr 02, 13Riley (2 years, 10 months) reads her favorite bedtime story, Five Little Ladybugs.From: travistefftViews: 1910 ratings
Time: 04:16 More in People & Blogs - Feb 21, 13An epic battle between 2 heavyweight competitors!From: travistefftViews: 1260 ratings
Time: 00:56 More in Pets & Animals - Feb 09, 13From: travistefftViews: 1352 ratings
Time: 00:46 More in Comedy - Jun 01, 13Riley has her first real Easter egg hunt. We think she did exceptionally well for a 22-month-old with no previous egg hunting experience :)From: travistefftViews: 5762494 ratings
Time: 05:48 More in Entertainment - Feb 21, 13Our daughter Riley getting her ears pierced at Kings Plaza on 11/14/09. Comments have been disabled for this video.From: travistefftViews: 755110 ratings
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An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony radio show. Jim Norton acts out what it would be like to break his sobriety.
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, Cokelogic, Jim Norton, Drunk, Sober, Beer, Hangover, Intervention, Radio, Kittens, Cats and O&A
- Apr 01, 13
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- Nov 13, 12
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony show. Rich Vos calls Radio Shack for tech advice, from Danny Ross.
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Tags: cokelogic, opie and anthony, rich vos, vos, tech support, computers, wifi, radio shack, danny ross, cats, kittens, PC and troubleshooting
- Aug 11, 12
- May 24, 12
The animated music video for this hit song by Dru Boogie, "Bowling For Behave". Off the album "Radio Gold".
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Music video for "Paragraph" by How To Self-Destruct. Download the FREE album at cokelogic.com
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- May 20, 11
Music video for "What Must Be Done" by How To Self-Destruct. Download the FREE album at cokelogic.com
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- Apr 01, 11
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC CONTENT OF SEXUAL NATURE. CHILD MOLESTATION IS A SERIOUS MATTER. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Mar 06, 11
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony radio show. Louis CK confronts Donald Rumsfeld about the accusations of being a lizard.
This is my first animation to be done by editing in the camera. The entire 2 minute scene exists. It is only the camera that moves to each point of interest.
This is also the first animation to use the new HD character heads for Opie and Anthony; Along with a revamped HD studio.
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, Cokelogic, Louis CK, Donald Rumsfeld, Lizard, Are You A Lizard and Radio
- Feb 16, 11
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony radio program. Bawby Kelly reinvents his act with his new character Billy the Bass Man. Where We Goin?
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, cokelogic, Bob Kelly, Where We Goin, Comedy, Stand up and Bass Man
- Sep 07, 10
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony show. Executive producer Steve C reveals the origins of his old rock band, Foundry!
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, Cokelogic, Steve C, Rock, Foundry, Band, Tiger Beat and Fat
- Jul 28, 10
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony radio show. Anthony does his Popeye impression.
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, Cokelogic, Popeye, Passion, Jesus, Anthony Cumia, Satire and Cartoon
- Jul 02, 10
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony show. Uncle Paul is a character created by Jim Norton. This is the first Uncle Paul animation next to the original storyboards. This animation won the first O&A animation contest and was my second ever attempt at an animation, so it's pretty rough, but laid the foundation the art style.
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, Cokelogic, Jim Norton and Uncle Paul
- Jun 30, 10
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony radio show. O&A comment on what radio host Maxwell said about them. This animation might be out dated, since I believe Maxwell has been fired and can't find a job in radio.
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Tags: Opie and Anthony, Cokelogic, Maxwell, Not Funny, Radio and Fat
- Jun 25, 10
An animation made from the audio form the Opie and Anthony radio show. Possibly using theater of the mind, Anthony describes what it might have been like to frustratingly shoot his computer.
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- Jun 17, 10
An animation made from the audio from the Opie and Anthony radio show. Opie and Ant remember back to their WAAF radio days, 'when they were so much better'.
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- Jun 17, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel The show starts off with Op's back pain, golf, and Ant's sister Dawn posted some Cumia family photos from back in ...From: HighestPrimateViews: 836 ratings
Time: 19:54 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel To end the show, the boys ask Mrs. Nagel a few questions about Erock. (6/17/2013) Follow Opie @ http://twitter.com...From: HighestPrimateViews: 746 ratings
Time: 16:49 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel After listening to Miss Utah's dumb answer, other Miss whatever's idiotic answers are played. (6/17/2013) Follow O...From: HighestPrimateViews: 746 ratings
Time: 09:20 More in Comedy - Jun 16, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel Comedian Nick DiPaolo in studio. (6/13/2013) Follow Opie @ http://twitter.com/opieradio Opie's YouTube - http://yo...From: HighestPrimateViews: 197914 ratings
Time: 01:09:18 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13Callers tell stories of bizarre behavior on Ambien, medication commercial are watched and Dr. Steve calls in to comment.From: JasonayeiterViews: 88019 ratings
Time: 45:06 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel Joe Piscopo's "Kimberly" and "Jersey Guy" are revisited. Joe calls the show. (6/17/2013) Follow Opie @ http://twit...From: HighestPrimateViews: 394 ratings
Time: 01:06:05 More in Comedy - Jun 14, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel Scott Thorson, Dennis & Chrissy from the bunny ranch in studio. (6/13/2013) Follow Opie @ http://twitter.com/opier...From: HighestPrimateViews: 542 ratings
Time: 57:05 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel Old school radio guy Dennis Falcone in studio. (6/17/2013) Follow Opie @ http://twitter.com/opieradio Opie's YouTu...From: HighestPrimateViews: 364 ratings
Time: 30:09 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13Opie, Anthony and Jim Norton watch a particularly disgusting episode of Hoarders, in which a woman and her family shit in bags for 10 years. I included some ...From: boatakkpantsViews: 32817200 ratings
Time: 01:10:18 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel Voice actor/YouTuber Max Koch calls in to the show. (6/17/2013) Check out Max's YouTube - http://youtube.com/bowle...From: HighestPrimateViews: 272 ratings
Time: 18:50 More in Comedy - Jun 15, 13The show discovers an online invitation from Dilbert creator, Scott Adams to write their own punchlines to the end of a Dilbert strip. The show and the studi...From: JasonayeiterViews: 200433 ratings
Time: 01:00:24 More in Comedy - Jun 17, 13Just because Jesse won't come in studio again doesn't mean he won't be a part of the show. Ant's impersonation of the former Govenor is on full display as Je...From: JasonayeiterViews: 827986 ratings
Time: 03:19:57 More in Comedy - Jun 16, 13Dick Farrel, a radio personality out of Florida, writes a blog entry about O&A's Homeless Charlie controversy. His writing and radio personality get critiqued.From: JasonayeiterViews: 376234 ratings
Time: 35:44 More in Comedy - Jun 16, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel Ant's twitter war from yesterday. Extended discussion about the Zimmerman case. Keith Robinson calls the show. (6/...From: HighestPrimateViews: 10138 ratings
Time: 59:49 More in Comedy - Jun 16, 13Back when Bobo was allowed in the studio, he took part in a game of 'The $25000 Pyramid' along with Rich Vos and Bob Kelly. Also, Bobo brought in some gifts...From: Steven KnightViews: 545631 ratings
Time: 01:36:52 More in Entertainment - Jun 16, 13Anthony had a party over the weekend to mask how uncomfortable he'd be around just Erock, the two hot interns were invited along with most of the staff. The ...From: Steven KnightViews: 23699 ratings
Time: 01:09:28 More in Entertainment - Jun 16, 13Doug Stanhope stops by "The Opie & Anthony Show", among the topics of discussion are: the dead Boston bomber, Jimmy and Doug arguing about rehabilitation met...From: Steven KnightViews: 13383101 ratings
Time: 01:32:51 More in Entertainment - Jun 16, 13A DJ on XM's Boneyard starts attacking the show to get attention. He then makes the mistake of asking for forgiveness and then bashing again...and gets humil...From: JasonayeiterViews: 857959 ratings
Time: 57:10 More in Comedy - Jun 16, 13Remember when Jimmy argued with lawyer Roy Den Hollander and then made jokes at his expense? Roy certainly remembers and decides those jokes are worthy of be...From: JasonayeiterViews: 752551 ratings
Time: 44:37 More in Comedy - Jun 15, 13Breakfast prodigal is in disarray. After Club Soda Kenny gets a talking to from someone above him, he tries to bring the rat to light.From: JasonayeiterViews: 508023 ratings
Time: 01:09:55 More in Comedy - Jun 14, 13Travis and his wife get into an argument with a guy in an IKEA parking lot that nearly became physical. Travis' wife calls in to give her perspective on it. ...From: JasonayeiterViews: 433932 ratings
Time: 01:08:28 More in Comedy - Jun 14, 13http://siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel The boys talk about the Steubenville, Ohio rape trial, and CNN's coverage. (3/18/2013) Follow Opie @ http://twitte...From: HighestPrimateViews: 185817 ratings
Time: 32:12 More in Comedy - Jun 16, 13Club Soda Kenny & Erock tell stories of dealing with Jimmy's celebrity photos. Jimmy comes back a few days later annoyed with with girlfriend for causing pro...From: JasonayeiterViews: 471728 ratings
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- Aug 26, 11After sending out a couple of Twitter messages, I decided to write about this at greater length, because I am simply not bright enough to convey my thoughts in 140 characters. I'm currently watching a Biography Channel documentary on Richard Pryor. My annoyance began when they were showing a great Pryor clip from The Mike Douglas Show. Richard was talking about going to jail for tax evasion: “I told the judge, ‘Your honor, I forgot to pay my taxes’ and the judge said, ‘You’ll remember next year, (sound drops out)’” Because I’ve heard the joke, I know that the word nigger was edited out.This makes me want to vomit for a couple of reasons. First of all, while ‘nigger’ is certainly a socially unacceptable word (and a great way to lose your teeth if you mutter it too loud in traffic), it is NOT considered a ‘fineable’ word by the FCC. And even if it were, the FCC does NOT have jurisdiction over cable television. So this was purely a politically correct, knee-jerk reaction by some (almost certainly white) dummy at the network. Second of all, Richard Pryor spoke about race more beautifully and accurately and honestly than any entertainer ever has. Ever. I am amazed at the absolute arrogance of some idiot, regardless of color, (although they’re almost certainly white), editing (and thereby subtly editorializing) the way Pryor spoke about it. The reason ‘nigger’ is important in that joke is because it was the natural way Pryor expressed himself. He wasn’t being ‘shocking’ or ‘outrageous’ by saying it; just true to the way he communicated. And more importantly, it expressed how Pryor felt the judge viewed him. It was edited from nighttime cable and originally aired on daytime television.I was further sickened that when discussing Pryor’s rise to fame, they mention his BRILLIANT Grammy winning album, That (sound drops out) Crazy. And not only does the sound drop out, they go on to show a photo of it. They redeemed themselves a moment later, though, when they mention his second Grammy winning album, Bicentennial (sound drops out) and show a photo of it, as well. I wanted to throw something through my television. I opted not to, though, because I want to pop in my favorite porno later, White Girls Who Crave Big (sound drops out) (sound drops out) Up Their Skinny White (sound drops out).Bicentennial Nigger is such a powerful album, and the title is an extraordinarily important reference to the way Pryor saw blacks being treated in America (the album was released in 1976). The title track is the last track on the album and it’s an angry, sarcastic piece about slaves being brought over. I find the bit much sadder than I do funny, and it’s probably my favorite single bit Pryor ever did. The title of the album is an absolute FUCK YOU to America on her birthday, and to blur and edit that out because it offends the head of standards and practices is to censor a very substantial message Pryor was delivering. This isn’t a case of me wanting to say ‘pussy farts’ on The Tonight Show; this is decapitating a social message being delivered by a genius.And in another beautiful act of mindless inconsistency, they don’t edit out the references to domestic violence or drugs, nor do they edit out the mock-up of cocaine. I guess the (primarily white) network standards and practices department aren’t terrified of getting letters, and thereby possibly effecting advertising revenue, from allowing these things. (A moment later, the sound dropped out on the word ASS. In case you were wondering what Mary Poppins has been up to, she’s running The Bio Channel.)This sickening display of disingenuous politeness is a perfect example of why anyone who thinks Americans are socially progressive should be run over by a gravel truck. This editing was done without a moment’s thought about context, the message, or who was delivering it. They run a biography on Pryor because his work was so poignant, but decide the transient social obsession with the word nigger outweighs the importance of hearing Pryor deliver it in the honest language he used.I guess I have such a hard-on for this because of the influence Pryor had on my life. I don’t mind profanity being taken out, because those words would have been edited out ten years ago. I just find it reprehensible (good word, Jim!) that Richard Pryor is being edited because THE N WORD became unacceptable in any situation by any human in any context after Michael Richards went bat-shit at The Laugh Factory.You cannot say things on cable television today that you could say on network television thirty years ago. We are not ‘free thinkers’; we are a mindless, robotic population whose main goal is to thought-police, snitch on, and ‘catch’ each other expressing the wrong thoughts (or, expressing the right thoughts with the wrong language). This decision wasn’t made in the spirit of honesty or caring about people’s feelings; it was made paternalistically and the motive was self-interest.I guess I’m done babbling about this now; nothing is going to change, regardless of how annoyed I get or how many times I underline and capitalize key words in a desperate attempt to be heard. And, just to cover all bases, if I was wrong and the head of standards and practices who made this decision is black, Latino, or Asian - fuck you, too.
- Aug 26, 11
I've decided to blog (occasionally) again. I am making this announcement as if it's 'the news you've been waiting for', but really, who gives a shit? I cannot believe it's been almost five years since my last post. In that time, I've written two books and am failing miserably at writing a half-hour comedy show. I think I'm a fairly good judge of what's funny, and I really love the stuff I've written. The fact it's been met with the same enthusiasm Hitler showed when eating matzoh ball soup is fiercely depressing. I am caught between a self-loathing that is almost unbearable and a determination to see it succeed just to cram it up the ass of every dumbbell who didn't help me with it.
I'm in Salt Lake City Utah, heading for the airport shortly. As I am writing, the phone just rang and it was Club Soda Kenny wishing me a good morning in his typical sing-song, funeral director cadence. I love Kenny, but his phone voice reminds me of the feeling I had 20 years ago while waiting for the ambulance after putting nitroglycerin under my grandmother's tongue. (The feeling I'm referring to is, of course, a painful erection).I am realizing how much I missed writing. It was much easier to motivate myself to write when Opie & Anthony were off the air, because I didn't have the freedom of radio to just vomit out whatever was bothering me. I haven't had sex in months, and I've literally jerked off so much lately my cock has permanent grip marks on it. Luckily, I am hung horribly and there is only room for two unsightly finger-grooves.I realize this particular entry had the entertainment value of perusing a tumor photo gallery, but be patient. They'll get better. Or, they'll get progressively worse, which could also be entertaining. Either way, I'm off to the airport. Hopefully I won't be killed on the way home.
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